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10 Things I Learned in the Past 24 Hours

1. You can cook a meatloaf and potatos in the oven even if  you accidentally put the oven on broil, not bake. Warning: the potato skins will not be edible.

2. I can leave Elijah alone, unconfined, for 20 minutes and return to a perfectly intact house. Longer periods of time have not yet been assessed.

3. My winter boots leak.

4. It's quite likely I'll need to buy a new car in the fairly near future. And I don't want another mom-mobile.

5. You're never too old for zits.

6. I used to think if I were ever stranded on a deserted island, all I'd want is a book. Now I'd pick dental floss.

7. Amazing what I can pull out of my butt  under pressure. Writing-wise, that is.

8. I need to make a greater effort to keep in touch with old friends.

9. Dogs stink, in general, no matter how often you bathe them. Bt it's a doggie scent I can live with.

10. Sometimes I can be a b*tch for no particular reason and I'm too old to be blaming it on PMS.

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sookie06
Jan. 28th, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
#7 HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

You crack me up.
Pun intended...
onegrapeshy
Jan. 28th, 2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
Goood pun, too! ;)
meredith_wood
Jan. 28th, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
Wow, you've had an educational past 24 hours. :-)
onegrapeshy
Jan. 28th, 2010 05:24 pm (UTC)
And today's not even over yet!
meredith_wood
Jan. 28th, 2010 05:27 pm (UTC)
This is why I'm staying locked in my room today. I do have the choice to blame my crankiness on PMS but that excuse only works for so long. ;-)
onegrapeshy
Jan. 28th, 2010 06:59 pm (UTC)
Milk it, baby!
fandoria
Jan. 28th, 2010 07:03 pm (UTC)
I love #7. Especially the clarification part. ;)
fuguemacabre
Jan. 28th, 2010 07:13 pm (UTC)
1. I can't cook a meatloaf on the right setting. I'm a good cook except for meatloaf.
2. Beau has never tore up the house. But lock up your shoes.
3. Winter boots? What's that?
4. I think this Blazer is going to last forever. If it ever dies I want something small and cute next time.
5. Tell me about it. The stress from this EPICon stuff has my face looking like someone took an ice pick to it.
6. Hmm, have to think about this one.
7. ROFL
8. Me too.
9. True.
10. I don't get b---chy too much but I get in moods where I feel worthless.
Now, smile. We love you.
edgyauthor
Jan. 29th, 2010 03:03 pm (UTC)
I agree with so many things on this list, especially #5. I'm always failing to convince my mom that it's true! (She says it's "unnatural" for me to keep getting them at my age. I'm 20. *head-desk*)
onegrapeshy
Jan. 29th, 2010 03:23 pm (UTC)
What??? Tell your mom to give me a call!
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