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The More I Clean, the More Things I Lose...

Which should tell you something.

My house eats things. It's the ONLY explanation. I mean, how can my earbuds have disappeared when I never take them out of the room? I'd have Eli's stomach X-rayed if I suspected him, but he by far prefers money and paper napkins.

Oh, and I'd sure  like to know what happened to my iPod connector.

And my brown Birkie sandals.

My favorite hoody.

A bottle of onion flakes.

My union contract.

Eli's new rabies tag.

A box of Keurig coffee I was going to take to work.

My brain?

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May. 18th, 2013 05:11 am (UTC)
I tend to lose things when I clean, too. This past week, though, I actually found twenty dollars while cleaning, which was a welcome change of pace!

Hope you're able to find all those lost things someday! The brain might be a lost cause, though, if it's anything like mine. (My brain deliberately hides from me, I think...)
May. 18th, 2013 06:57 pm (UTC)
I found 12 dollars the other day and I was thrilled!

Then a couple days later my daughter asked, "Anyone see my twelve dollars?"

I'm like, "..."
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