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Wednesday Ramble

Reminder: Thursday teasers due tomorrow! Email or PM me please (do I sound like a broken record yet?)

After getting very little done last week, I flew through revisions yesterday and am currently 10 pages from the end. :) I was honestly wondering if I'd make my goal, especially since my conversation with my manuscript today went something like this:

Me: I hate you.

MS: What else is new?

Me: I mean it. I hate your guts.

MS: Yaaawn.

Me: Don't you care? Isn't there one single teeny-tiny microscopic part of your pathetic existence that gives a royal dogturd that I hate your guts?

MS: Dogturd? Really? That's the best you can do?

Me: No. I can do much better than that, as you well know.

MS: Bull. You're the one who can't write the word "penis" without having a mental breakdown and then posting your angst all over Facebook.

Me: ...

MS: You love me and you know it.

Me: I love Killernazidoll, not you. I can't wait to be done with you and get back to Killernazidoll. Killernazidoll is fun! Exciting!

MS: "Killernazidoll"...*snort*! You are such a loser.

Me: Well, that's not the actual title...

MS: I would hope not.

Me: Hey, I am in control here. Remember, I can destroy you with a single click of a button.

MS: I dare you.

Me: ...I can't.

MS: Because you love me, right?

Me: Because I've invested three years of my life in you. And I have one week left to shape you up.

MS: Then what?

Me: Killernazidoll! Woo-hoo!

MS: Loser.

Me: Dogturd.

Hubby: Did you call me, hon?

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lalam
Feb. 20th, 2013 11:01 pm (UTC)
LOL! Oh, Jen... Sometimes I worry about you!
onegrapeshy
Feb. 20th, 2013 11:04 pm (UTC)
You're not the only one lol.
swhisted
Feb. 21st, 2013 12:09 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure I've had very similar conversations with my own WIP's before. Good to know it doesn't mean I'm insane.... or that if I am, at least other writers are too. ;)
onegrapeshy
Feb. 21st, 2013 01:12 am (UTC)
We are allllll insane! Buuuahahahahaha!
another_wip
Feb. 21st, 2013 12:47 am (UTC)
That's my girl! ohhhh the 'normal' people we have terrified over stuffed french toast ...
onegrapeshy
Feb. 21st, 2013 01:12 am (UTC)
Notice how they'd all scoot their chairs a little farther away from us...???
fandoria
Feb. 21st, 2013 06:03 am (UTC)
I love it. Especially the last line. Reminds me so much of conversations I have with my own writing.
onegrapeshy
Feb. 21st, 2013 02:03 pm (UTC)
Seriously, if any of these of conversations were held OUT LOUD, we'd all be locked up in a loonybin.
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