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What's NOT On Your Bucket List?

1. Eating oysters

2. Another puppy

3. Visiting the Middle East

4. Working at Wal-Mart

5. Writing erotica

6. Divorce

7. An electric car

8. Fitting into a size 6

9. A perm

10. Watching "Honey Boo Boo"

12. Reading "Fifty Shades of Gray"

13. Making baklava

14. Another colonoscopy

15. Tubing down a river in some third world country (been there, done that, ain't doing it again)

16. A clean oven

17. Gold coins

18. Occupying anywhere

19. Dentures

20. Anything involving stirrups, and I don't mean a saddle

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melissawyatt
Sep. 4th, 2012 03:35 pm (UTC)
I am pretty much down with this whole list, especially 14 and 16 and will add:

- Running for any reason other than to escape imminent danger.
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onegrapeshy
Sep. 4th, 2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
LOL! One of the first phrases my kids learned was "Hit the deck!"--reserved for people in dress clothes who knocked on our front door. :)
onegrapeshy
Sep. 4th, 2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
Oh girl, I am SO with you on that one!
dlgarfinkle
Sep. 4th, 2012 05:33 pm (UTC)
Ha ha! I'd add:

Going camping again.

Being the head of a volunteer group or committee (though I'll gladly pitch in).

Moving without professional movers.
onegrapeshy
Sep. 6th, 2012 06:01 pm (UTC)
I think I could handle the camping. But I never want to HEAD anything, and I sure don't want to move, period. :)
aprilhenry
Sep. 4th, 2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
I think you should combine items. LIke eating oysters would go well with either 50 Shades of Gray or writing erotica. Heck, maybe while in stirrups.
onegrapeshy
Sep. 6th, 2012 06:02 pm (UTC)
Hmmm...eating oysters in stirrups. That's sounds like the beginning of an erotica story already! ;)
edgyauthor
Sep. 7th, 2012 06:08 am (UTC)
LOL, loving this list! "Working at Wal-Mart" is one that's definitely not on my bucket list, either, although I might not be able to avoid the possibility of it much longer if my job-hunt continues being as fruitless as it has been....
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