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Friday 5

1. Dear McDonald's: When I order a fat-free iced latte, I don't expect a cup of warm coffee with a couple of ice cubes thrown in.

2. Dear T-Mobile: YES, I SENT BACK MY FRIGGING DEFECTIVE PHONE! Stop texting me.

3. Dear Job: Nope...not coming in early.

4. Dear Hubby: Calling me to find out if our son's car is ready is like me calling you to find out if I have a cavity.

5. Dear Eli: I know you're excited when I give you a cookie. But ramming your head into the wall with pure excitement is really not a very good idea.

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Pat Dilloway
Jun. 1st, 2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
Yuck, I don't like iced coffee. I prefer the frappes.
onegrapeshy
Jun. 1st, 2012 05:11 pm (UTC)
Me too, but I'm watching the *%$#ing calories.
fandoria
Jun. 1st, 2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
#5 What a mental image that makes. *snort*
onegrapeshy
Jun. 2nd, 2012 02:47 pm (UTC)
Seriously.
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afraclose
Jun. 3rd, 2012 04:03 am (UTC)
Yeah, I don't get the iced coffee thing....
onegrapeshy
Jun. 3rd, 2012 01:36 pm (UTC)
False advertising, lol.
goldiebug
Jun. 4th, 2012 12:52 am (UTC)
ROFLOL!!!
You. Are. Too. Funny!!!!! :-D
marirene74
Jun. 5th, 2012 03:13 pm (UTC)
How do you know that they are texting you?
onegrapeshy
Jun. 5th, 2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
Because I get a little beep...and then I look at my phone...and there is a text from TM saying "send back your phone," LOL!
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