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I AM SO EXCITED!!!

Good day,

I am Mr. Tim J W Tookey, the Group Finance Director of Lloyds Banking GroupI personally discovered a dormant account with a total sum of $85,000,000.00 [EIGHTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS] during our Bank's Annual Year Account
Auditing. Since the death of the deceased, nobody has operated in this account till date. Moreover, this account has NO BENEFICIARY attached to it. Definitely, this fund will be confiscated by our BANKING CODE OF ETHICS--


HAHAHAHA! I imagine using the word ethics in this e-mail.

--if it remains dormant for a period of [10] years without any claims. In this regard, I earnestly need your full cooperation in transferring this money out of our bank to avoid our bank confiscating this fund.

HOW THE TRANSACTION CAN BE HANDLED: As the group finance director of our bank, all our client account details and file are in my possession and that makes it easy for me to include your name as the beneficiary of the fund in
all necessary documents involving the money we wish to transfer out from our bank. Most importantly, you will be required to:

(1). Act as the original beneficiary of the funds.
(2). Receive the funds into a business/private bank account.
(3). At the completion of this transaction, the sharing rates shall be 50%
for me while 50% for you.


Note: I will split the transfer into two 2 stages for easy and smooth transfer. Firstly, the sum of $80,000,000.00 will transfer to any valid foreign account you will nominate, then upon a successful transfer without any disappointment from our side; I will then fly to meet you in your home destination for sharing, thereafter we will jointly transfer the remaining
balance of $5,000,000.00. I will also like us to invest some part of the money in your country.

If you accept to work with me, you will be given 50% of the total money as your share and 50 %. So the main question is, will you partner me in this transaction. If you are willing to cooperate in this project, Kindly view my identification link below and also contact me through my private email:
(redacted, though I'm not sure why I bothered)

http://www.lloydsbankinggroup.com/about_us/directors/executive_directors.asp#timtookey

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.


Don't drink anything, dude. You've got a long, loooong wait ahead of you.

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fandoria
Mar. 19th, 2012 01:05 pm (UTC)
Oh man! You are SOOOOOOOO lucky! Why can't I ever get offers like that? All I ever get are Nigerian Princes. :(


Man, that is so transparently fake and poorly written. How could anyone actually fall for it?
onegrapeshy
Mar. 19th, 2012 01:21 pm (UTC)
Every time I get one of these, I seriously consider playing along. It could be FUN, yanno? Make stuff up. Give him your worst enemy's info.
lalam
Mar. 19th, 2012 02:21 pm (UTC)
I get these offers all the time. I just look at it and say, really buddy? What amazes me are the people who fall for it every.single.time!

Sometimes I just want to e-mail them back and tell them I have money I need to split up and they can keep 50% and I keep 50% and blah blah blah...
onegrapeshy
Mar. 19th, 2012 02:41 pm (UTC)
Problem is, I'm always afraid to click on the links.
edgyauthor
Mar. 22nd, 2012 05:35 am (UTC)
LOL! I've gotten similar emails recently. They'll be waiting a long, loooong time, too. XD
goldiebug
Mar. 24th, 2012 04:24 pm (UTC)
LOL! Have you ever read Gene Luen Yang and Derek Kim's YA graphic novel The Eternal Smile? there's a short story in it about a woman who does that, responds to a "nigerian prince" email--it's wonderful!!
onegrapeshy
Mar. 24th, 2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
No, lol.

I'm thinking of using a fake email just for the fun of it. Yanno...in my leisure time...of which I have none. ;-)
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