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Ha, ha--I Think NOT!

Him: Why are you buying new furniture?

Translation: How much are you spending?

Him: There's nothing wrong with those tables!

Translation: The wood's not rotten and they're not 40 years old yet and they pretty much still stand up by themselves.

Him: I can't believe you're throwing them out instead of trying to sell them.

Translation: I can't believe that you, in that vast spare time of yours, can't call the paper yourself, place the ad yourself, pay for it yourself, take all the calls yourself, and allow total strangers (read: potential serial killers) into our home to look the stuff over before they decide not to buy it.

Men!

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whitehousemom
Nov. 11th, 2010 07:36 pm (UTC)
Oh God. That is my life.
edgyauthor
Nov. 15th, 2010 06:11 am (UTC)
Hah! Men, indeed. :P
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