?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Eat WHATEVER!

Sent to me in an e-mail (not fact-checked, but funny!):

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Tags:

Comments

( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
kimberleylittle
Sep. 10th, 2010 05:03 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!!! Crazy!!! LOL. English-speaking people are way more stressed. That's my opinion. Don't know where it comes from or why or how, but there it is. People in other countries think we're crazy to work as much as we do and say that we don't take enough time to enjoy life and friends and relax.

onegrapeshy
Sep. 11th, 2010 06:51 pm (UTC)
I think people in other countries (Europe in particular) get MUCH more vacation time than we do. Color me crabby...AND stressed. :)
ophelialaughs
Sep. 10th, 2010 05:17 pm (UTC)
¿Que?

I read something a long time ago that said when people immigrate here they start off happy and all, but after a few years they're just as stressed out and depressed as we natives.
onegrapeshy
Sep. 11th, 2010 06:52 pm (UTC)
Well, I'm having a burrito tonight. That'll un-stress me!
edgyauthor
Sep. 10th, 2010 09:47 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA. Makes me want to be fluent in Latin--I'll be healthy AND confusing my fellow Americans on a regular basis!
onegrapeshy
Sep. 11th, 2010 06:49 pm (UTC)
LOL!
sboman
Sep. 13th, 2010 06:21 am (UTC)
: )
( 7 comments — Leave a comment )

Profile

onegrapeshy
Jeannine Garsee
Website

Latest Month

January 2015
S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

FRIENDS' BLOGS/WEBSITES (other than LJers)

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Paulina Bozek