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Leo Horrorscope


Jeez, what kind of horoscope is this?

"You could get confused and lose your way today, even if you had the foresight to mark your trail. Unfortunately, everything seems different now and it's not obvious where you placed your markers. Retrace your steps and don't give up until you find them. Your best bet would be to pay close attention right from the start so you can figure out where you are going and the best way to get back."

The only way I'll "lose my way" today is if I get off at the wrong exit on the way to work. Even then it's unlikely. 

I looooooaaaathe metaphoric horoscopes. Or ones that sound like Horoscope Dude ran out of ideas.

I like this one better:

"You will have a kicka$$ day if you manage to be assertive without your usual sarcasm. Money will fall into your hands in the very near future. Your dog has a 65% chance of barfing today and you have a 20% chance of acquiring poison ivy. Think fast on your feet and keep your panic buzzer handy. Ice cream is essential! Say no to overtime."


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christine444
Jul. 27th, 2010 11:14 pm (UTC)
Hope your birthday was more like the second one. :>)

Mine (yesterday) was somewhat #1...I had trouble getting to Maggie Stiefvater's booksigning on time (and finding a parking spot), so I ended up missing it.
onegrapeshy
Jul. 28th, 2010 07:41 pm (UTC)
That sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuguemacabre
Jul. 28th, 2010 12:30 am (UTC)
Happy birthday, Jen. Hope your day was great, even if you did have to go to work.
onegrapeshy
Jul. 28th, 2010 07:42 pm (UTC)
Actually...it coulda been better.

Sigh.

But I'm partying this w/e!
goldiebug
Jul. 30th, 2010 03:41 am (UTC)
Belated felicitations!!
Happy birthday fellow Leo! Even if I am a day or two late and (always) a dollar short. Have a great birthday weekend!!
onegrapeshy
Jul. 30th, 2010 02:23 pm (UTC)
Re: Belated felicitations!!
Thanks, and happy BD back! I'm thinking a DQ ice cream cake and Long Island iced teas this weekend... :)
goldiebug
Jul. 30th, 2010 07:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Belated felicitations!!
oh yeah. I drop everything for DQ. :-) Have fun!
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